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“I’m Running Out of Reasons Not to Poison You” Can Cooler | Funny Sarcastic Drink Sleeve | Dark Humor Gift
Our can cooler are built to last as long as your love for them. The designs won't fade, or peel ensuring that your favorite bold and snarky saying stay as sharp as the day you first saw them. Buckle up and embrace the snarkier side of life. Designed to speak your mind!
Relax. It’s sarcasm. Mostly.
The “I’m Running Out of Reasons Not to Poison You” can cooler is for the woman whose patience is hanging by a thread — and whose humor is deliciously dark.
Perfect for girls’ trips, backyard BBQs, lake weekends, and parties where someone is testing your last nerve. This bold drink sleeve keeps your beverage cold while making your boundaries crystal clear.
Professionally printed so the design won’t fade, crack, or peel — even if your tolerance does.
Sip calmly. Plot jokingly.
- Bold dark-humor can cooler 😈
- Perfect for girls’ trips & party weekends
- Keeps drinks cold longer
- Professionally printed design that won’t fade or peel
- Makes a hilarious edgy gift
- Guaranteed to raise eyebrows and laughs
- Shipping costs are calculated based on weight of the items purchased and distance to you. But here's the best part-shipping is FREE on all orders over $75!
- Please allow 3–9 business days for your order to ship. I always do my best to get orders out ASAP when I can!
- Once your package is checked into a USPS facility, My Sister's Things no longer has control over the package. Therefore MST is not responsible for items delayed by USPS.
- MST ships to select countries. The buyer is responsible for all customs costs and/or other payments that may apply.
- For overseas buyers, customs can delay packages for up to 6 weeks, even though it is rare, but it can still happen.
Because each garment is made to order, all sales are final. However, I will replace the item ASAP if there is a mistake on our part. We require a photo verification within 7 days of the delivery date. You will only be eligible for a replacement or shop credit if:
- You were sent the wrong design.
If your items are damaged from shipping:
- Contact me within 7 days after the delivery date at amyk@mysistersthings.com. Please include your order number.
- You will need to furnish me with pictures of the damaged, items AND THE BOX OR BAG.
- You will need to return the damaged product as shown in the picture you provided.
- After I receive the damaged product as shown by the picture provided by the buyer, a refund or replacement will be sent out.